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Elephants and Hens | Black Books | Season 3 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot

Elephants and Hens | Black Books | Season 3 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot

Smoking makes you lifeless it manner you get all black inside and swell up like a whale and explode in hospitals Daddy says criminals and dangerous individuals smoke. Timmy, he is now not bothering you, is he? Oh by no means no, however i am afraid i do not allow ice cream in the keep I shouldn’t have an ice cream. I feel Timmy’s telling a naughty fib outside now. No books for you. I am so sorry. Under no circumstances. My what a beautiful carrot said the hippo. Sure, however is it organic mentioned the fussy rabbit in a squeaky voice Oh Bernard, Bernard, it can be scorching within the worm Can i have a break? Well you would however you’ll shatter the magic for the lovely kids would not you so no definitely now not.No, it is now not healthy, stated the hippo. Good I do not want it then mentioned the fussy rabbit ow ow seem, it’s an actual beard, I instructed you correct i am completed. They’re determining me out for the hen night time in a minute. We will a massive ol residence in the nation it’s gonna be excellent. I very much doubt that on account that your night time starts with the phrase a chook the prefix of doom it’ll be excellent Claire Becky Tanya the entire historical tuition gang again collectively. I idea you hated institution; you had a terrible time I’ve on no account mentioned that you don’t ought to say some thing. I just appear at your existence now and work backwards Now conclude worm – what happened to the rabbit? He starved to dying the tip seem I might write a greater kids publication than this these items is terrible beautiful pix easy reports something for the little tykes to fairly experience and then they might see the film accumulate the stickers play the xbox recreation devour the branded yogurts it can be my present to children variety far and wide everyone thinks they might write a children’s guide.It can be now not very handy I bet it’s they go for any ancient garbage. Youngsters are simply very discerning. No, they may be now not. We could crank out any historical gumph and so they’d lap it up. Now not gumph, Bernard. Let’s write a kid’s classic you and me collectively. You two could on no account do it. I bet we could earlier than you even get again okay, you’re on i’m again day after today million billion pound says you’ll have nothing to show me. Oh the historical million billion Why do not we make it fascinating? Why don’t we are saying 50 k and one other 50 says you had the most appalling excruciating night time of your lifestyles Oh buddy you forgot your bag Is that enough oh satisfactory we now have bought hundreds Did you deliver whatever else dr. Loss of life Justice Oh cry i have not obvious that for the reason that our institution reunion Oh Yours no um for a good night when there may be a polar undergo bleeding on the label Manny it can be been hours. We’ve not written something you’re no longer pulling your weight Now trust me after I’m speaking to you Manny Manny. Hey? Again in the worm do not wish to get again within the worm. Back within the worm however i’ve been ready i have been ready to write down for ages.I have been ready for you What i have been waiting for you i’m competent. I’m equipped We must do some study. Yes, without doubt, we have got to be aware of what we’re up against. I hadn’t realized the competition was once this dangerous this is drivel. Ball duck umbrella on and on it goes with no hint of plot You understand it’s simply as good we checked out these now we all know just how easy it can be gonna be yeah All correct then i do not think we are able to do that until now we have thought a little bit about kids definitely allow us to keep in mind the modern-day little one yeah What do they want in a guide Who cares we’d have got to write for ourselves as a kids you recognize when when innocence was legal, when summer time’s seem to go on endlessly and you would cycle miles simply to inform a buddy you would obvious a frog while you might play in your outside with any ancient thing All I wanted was once a was a breeze block And a bit of of an ancient bone You would make whole worlds with just those oh, I could One minute i would be laying siege to a castle with slightly of an old bone on the top there and the following minute i’d be atmosphere sail on a Spanish galleon towards a breeze block Mmm.Come on let’s begin yes i’m so glad for you, and your beautiful fiancee Now Now Ricky i love you You we might have recognized every other for a very long time sure was once time. There’s no such thing that is only although do not engage i like you all the time hmm No Brides do not see right Michael good day simply thought you wanted to hit sound of four girls having the pleasant time Yeah, yeah I wager you are crying on the within awesome quite very good And don’t forget hundred kilos, and i would like cash now not forged ebook tokens this time Becky inform me you’re completely satisfied When it gets better take into account this it is time for a great game of reality oh I hate that oh you’ll be able to revel in extra of motherhood cake Please video games, okay I are not able to let her win come on to work, proper All right, let’s simply you understand get some strategies bouncing around to be able to go loopy.You know i do know no principles Yeah, sort of anything goes. No! Not whatever goes! I said no ideas! Right whatever with a fox no right What about London pigeon? Oh that is horrible that makes me draw back no no No, you understand something – how about how about how a few mouse now we’re getting somewhere, i am writing down mouse Now who is this mouse the place is he from? The place’s he going? When’s he reside? He lives he lives – this had better be good, Manny, higher be excellent.Bottle financial institution Haha, exceptional And He performs the trombone preserve going and He he most effective eats Licorice. Manny, that is solid gold He his first-rate friend is a panda NOOO no no terrible bilge baby’s poison you keep away from the story. I’m going to do with the plot you are able to do photos as I hand you the pages anything brilliant and idiotic, and i will co-write this with myself that’s garbage! Once more. So what do you consider it can be remarkable might be a bit lengthy at a thousand and thirty pages well we could lose a few page and a half I believe from that sequence within the summerhouse, however the relaxation is utterly main the plots fascinating might be somewhat intricate for the three to sixes it can be perfectly easy it could not be less complicated. There may be the academic who survived the Stalinist purges and is now having flashbacks to that point there’s his daughter whose lengthy bitter marriage is collapsing round her and that and the journalist who’s investigating the tutorial for the reason that he suspects he was not ever in Russia on the time after which he falls excessively in love with the daughter and sacrifices his whole career to come to be a lens grinder in Omsk what’s the predicament, i don’t consider we should talk all the way down to kids it is it is it is so excellent.I imply I i am excited i am very interested by how excited all people will likely be when they see it. It is pleasing. I simply have two teeny-weeny recommendations for alterations that are? Good as an alternative of the educational and journalists and the daughter maybe it would be about an elephant an elephant? That’s right I see What’s your other advice? Good as a substitute of the Stalinist purges and the divorce and the investigation could be about shedding a balloon An elephant who loses its balloon? That’s it however it would still be my story in essence oh yeah my vision thoroughly yes, all right, let’s do this then I advised Hugh, Conti River. Hi there you the one who gave him crabs this present day I are not able to suppose you kissed my dad Why did not you inform us any person stealing clothes from college? I used to be younger you still bought my polkadot gown. No. I made it a toilet khuns howdy Ezra playing timber buddy I suppose you’re a little jealous hmm that’s why you acquired us all rather pissed and that is why you might have made this play you stupid video games to deliver us down to your stage Oh my jealous of what that I’ve bought a career and i’ve got a job and a loved ones ok Are you still the same historic auntie Millicent Who’s auntie drugs is what we used to name you when you consider that we knew you flip it crazy spits I mean our the dude freaks within the books he Lived within the crooked residence with numerous CAP.Oh, that’s proper pink cats have you ever had sex with all When as a minimum I didn’t have a threesome with Mike on the night time to the tuition reunion, oh did I just say Becky we had been going to let you know yeah, without doubt we’re going to tell you simply no longer like this Becky pleasant said quickly shut up flip off I was waiting for the proper time to inform me Becky Oh laughs our anniversary or whatever i am gonna learn it again there’s the elephant he’s glad together with his balloon oh, no he is gone the place is it? It is no longer behind the Rhino seem within the alligator’s mouth. It’s no longer there both oh The monkey’s obtained it within the tree He brings it again. They all drink lemonade the tip Oh Bernard, I consider sorry for the children who grew up earlier than they might learn this guide Now we are going to be very very rich.How rich, Bernard? Oh? Uncontrollably incontinently wealthy And Fran can be humiliated. Yeah, see we don’t want this dirty filthy every day money Success will carry problems. I don’t want to wake up in rehab with sugar what is the challenge? We’re on the pigs again charging by means of a velvet field There will probably be pressure for a follow-up individuals will say you’re the elephant balloon guys.It can be been a while the place’s the next one? Who cares who cares what our disgusting public think? Then there shall be the entire houses. You’ll be for your Mystique house, you consider oh no the place’s my dressmaker underpants? Oh? They’re in my Kong Hong house No, and then there is the click intrusion the press will they be onto us? Bernard, they will hound us like a percent of hounds however i’m not doing anything, i am simply walking up the seaside with my discretely pregnant Brazilian girlfriend after which a ship appears laden with paparazzi, i’m going to say you grime Take a snapshot of me for those who have got to however leave her out of it she failed to ask for any of this, she’s just an natural lingerie mannequin can not handle it.I simply wish to live in my normal mansion my ordinary helicopter my average yacht Is that too much to ask? No Manny, we ought to undo this thing. What do you imply? It has to go Yeah, you’re correct Bernard it can be our handiest chance of dwelling a common existence in a position yeah, okay that is the right factor to do yeah Mystique’s traditionally quite first-class, but it was once it was once a large animal like a hippo or a whale Camel, I feel even a camel. Was once it? It had misplaced whatever yeah wheelbarrow chest of drawers a microlight I have no idea Bernhard. He’s no longer coming back. It’s in no way coming back. Oh you have not written some thing No, genuinely we wrote a very good children’s book. Yes, and then we needed to burn it given that it was once too excellent.Yeah Of path I recognize it occurs always fifty kilos, please however what type of time did you’ve gotten anyway quite? It was once bliss I was it was once so amazing it couldn’t have been higher. It high-quality time within the whole world It was once terrible. But well the wedding’s off So i do not have to buy a gift hiya, i’m up on the weekend Mister, mister, how a lot is this? Oh see that’s a primary version that is costly. I’ve saved up all my pocket money, and i have received nine pounds there may be some huge cash yeah, however that’s that’s that’s still fifty kilos, so it is my favorite book ever.I wish i have 50 kilos Is it relatively your favourite e-book ever? I like it. I adore it more than something in the world Wow you I’ve not ever stated this to any individual before okay, however you’re gonna have to get a job You .